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velvetfaerie

city of lights & boredom!!!!!!!!

Member Since 2005

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I caught my parrot fapping
Lol
Jack was jackin it

Dirty birdy that's PRIVATE TIME!!!!

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Hahaha Birds do that? What a little animal haha

Jul 1, 2012

mellylou:

hahaha I had a bird that used to fap while he was looking at himself in the mirror

Jul 9, 2012

12.22.13
5

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!?????????????
The second time SG does a burlesque tour to Perth, (ever…
12.14.13
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LOL
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12.12.13
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I have been attracting people, random people
Two days ago I had a convo on the train with a random, eccentric,…
11.29.13
5

Meh
Can christmas slow down already!!! Sheesh!!!!!
11.23.13
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Velv's food porn
I fucking love Dr Pepper and apple pie. I have never had them on th…
11.17.13
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Honey badgers rule
11.13.13
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I need......................
A holiday. A change. Something exciting. I am hoping this weekend w…
10.31.13
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Being +ve
So.... 2 days no weed and my lungs are far more happier when doing…
10.29.13
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**sigh**
How do you prepare for the imminent death of someone you have know…
10.22.13
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Tuesday
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Fast Hi-res

Crop your photo

Monday Jul 02, 2012