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feel like roadkill.

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janegeraldine:
How are you? Not hung over anymore I assume. We need to catch up. smile
Mar 1, 2009
ckdexterhaven:
I'd kick a freestyle with Ron McD any day of the week. Even if he is just a bizarre plastic statue sitting on (attached to?) a bench.

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This is soooo bad. Have you ever seen the Sgt Pepper movie with the Bee Gees? That's bad too. The part where the robot sings "Mean Mr. Mustard" made me embarrassed for the entire human race. Getting a root canal while nude would have been less awkward and painful*. I wanted to burn my television. See, I'm saying that I didn't like it very much.

(*I've never had a root canal, so I'm just guessing based on what I've heard about the procedure. And being naked during the process would obviously be awkward. I probably didn't need to explain that part. But I did. Enjoy.)

Mar 1, 2009

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