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Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

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Reliable sources state that it actually is Sir Mix-a-Lot in the Target commercials, and not some numpty sound-alike. When a west coast rapper replaces booty with back-packs, isn't that a sure sign of the Apocalypse?

Oh, and yesterday I saw Snoop Dog in a commercial, golfing with Lee Iacocca. I think we should all repent, and then go in search of fire-proof umbrellas. Bad times are coming.
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I saw a Jessica Simpson promo shot where she was wearing a Doors, as in The Doors, belly shirt... what the fuck.. seriously
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If music and musician pimping out was a sign of the apocalypse then we would have been killed in the 80s when Jacko bought the Beatles songs and sold Revolution to Coke.

And let me know when Guinness makes warming massage oil.
Aug 16, 2005

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