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Welcome to my very first photo update! See the thrillingness that is my life!

This is the very first picture I took with my new camera, and it was by accident.


I was watching the Simpsons as I read the owner's manual:


I made myself a sammich while I waited for the software to install.


This is a kissyface for someone special. That's right, I'm talkin' bout choo.


Thank you for joining me this evening for Keri's First Digital Camera Theater. Please show your support for this kind of quality programming by sending me small, nonsequential, unmarked bills.

Except you Canadians. You can keep your pretend money, just send me popsicles.