Thursday Jan 20, 2005

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THE LOOPHOLE

The loophole is to the twentieth century what the frontier was to the nineteenth--a way out, a psychological fire escape. Loopholes, however, are not for everyone. They are hidden, like Easter Eggs, and can only be found with the assistance of highly paid counsel. This monument is suitable for corporate plazas and also looks very handsome atop grain elevators.

-Donald Barthelme, Monuments
adjunct:
I think the creamy skin of young babes really deserves a nice hollandaise. That, or it's like eating hot dogs on white bread- a delicacy at certain AA baseball stadiums- which calls for yellow mustard.

I wish I'd read that book when I was assigned it.
squid_vicious:
That would explain the smell...


Oh wait, no. That's just the hippies. This is Santa Cruz after all.

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