THE LOOPHOLE
The loophole is to the twentieth century what the frontier was to the nineteenth--a way out, a psychological fire escape. Loopholes, however, are not for everyone. They are hidden, like Easter Eggs, and can only be found with the assistance of highly paid counsel. This monument is suitable for corporate plazas and also looks very handsome atop grain elevators.
-Donald Barthelme, Monuments
I wish I'd read that book when I was assigned it.
Oh wait, no. That's just the hippies. This is Santa Cruz after all.