If we ever find ourselves in a situation where I find it necessary to tell you there is not one thing I can help you with, please save me the frustration and you the humiliation of what would result from forcing me to repeat myself. Please, I'm asking nicely, just assume that I'm dead fucking serious.
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And no, I won't help you hide the bodies.