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velocity

Lower Purgatorium

Member Since 2003

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Fantastic. I just sneezed oatmeal.

Happy breakfast.

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menotyou:

Better than sneezing corn flakes. That shit is sharp!

Dec 17, 2004

zerendra:

Holy shit, nice!

Dec 17, 2004

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Friday Feb 20, 2009
Breakfast: steak and eggs at the strip club. Lunch: Vietnamese foo…
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Wednesday Feb 18, 2009
Off to Portland tomorrow. Must buy MisterSatan lots and lots of beer.
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Friday Apr 20, 2007
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Friday Apr 06, 2007
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Thursday Mar 29, 2007
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