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Lower Purgatorium

Member Since 2003

Followers 48 Following 51

Fantastic. I just sneezed oatmeal.

Happy breakfast.

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menotyou:

Better than sneezing corn flakes. That shit is sharp!

Dec 17, 2004

zerendra:

Holy shit, nice!

Dec 17, 2004

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Saturday Aug 08, 2009
Today I went to see G.I. Joe, and snuck earl grey tea into the theate…
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Wednesday Aug 05, 2009
The people in the house next door keep playing the same slow, sad Bes…
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Monday Aug 03, 2009
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Friday Jul 31, 2009
A little slice of the awesome that is me in a job interview yesterday…
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Tuesday Jul 28, 2009
I accidentally stabbed myself up the nose with a minty toothbrush thi…
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Monday Jul 27, 2009
Portland is fucking hot today, and there's no reprieve in sight. I'd…
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Tuesday Jul 21, 2009
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Tuesday Jul 14, 2009
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Friday Jul 03, 2009
Before the heat wave struck here in Portland, Mr. Smith thought it wa…
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Thursday Jul 02, 2009
More movies should look this good. Seriously.

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Friday Dec 17, 2004