Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

velocity

Lower Purgatorium

Member Since 2003

Followers 48 Following 51

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday Jun 18, 2004

Jun 18, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
I had an incredibly crazy epic zombie dream. In the dream I had a tiny pet monkey that had been given to me by a heroic zombie-slaying bear. There were also some dangerous Russian gangsters in a pie shop.

I love my brain.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
unravled:
The closest I've come is when they bring out shrimp with the little heads still attached. Eeewww.

There's a squirrel eating a taco on my front lawn right now.
Jun 20, 2004
hbfm:
Damn, I forgot the coyotes. Good call!
Jun 21, 2004

More Blogs

  • 08.24.06
    0

    Thursday Aug 24, 2006

    My friend Adam and his boyfriend are taking me to the zoo on Saturday…
  • 08.19.06
    3

    Sunday Aug 20, 2006

    My sister and I made pizzas on the grill last night. I made a whole …
  • 08.18.06
    1

    Friday Aug 18, 2006

    I'm baking a cake. Not just any cake, though. It's a peanut butter …
  • 08.17.06
    4

    Thursday Aug 17, 2006

    I'm being courted to write the script for a post-apocalyptic subterra…
  • 08.13.06
    5

    Sunday Aug 13, 2006

    Read More
  • 08.10.06
    2

    Thursday Aug 10, 2006

    We were just talking about Ray at lunch today, the other teachers and…
  • 08.07.06
    3

    Monday Aug 07, 2006

    I bought a used copy of Jennifer Government for one of my students to…
  • 08.04.06
    6

    Friday Aug 04, 2006

    I think now would be a good time for me to start killing indiscrimina…
  • 08.02.06
    4

    Wednesday Aug 02, 2006

    So sick. Going to die. Yesterday I started to feel myself getting s…
  • 07.28.06
    2

    Saturday Jul 29, 2006

    I love my job. Even on a day when nothing can go right, things go wr…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
2
months
5
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,718 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,169,124 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,921,688 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo
logo

This is an adult website.

You must be at least 18 years old to enter. Click below to confirm.

Cookies must be enabled to use the site and save your age confirmation.

Exit