Friday Jun 18, 2004

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I had an incredibly crazy epic zombie dream. In the dream I had a tiny pet monkey that had been given to me by a heroic zombie-slaying bear. There were also some dangerous Russian gangsters in a pie shop.

I love my brain.
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unravled:
The closest I've come is when they bring out shrimp with the little heads still attached. Eeewww.

There's a squirrel eating a taco on my front lawn right now.
hbfm:
Damn, I forgot the coyotes. Good call!

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