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Friday Feb 19, 2010

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Dear strippers,

Here's a tip from me to you: push-ups are not sexy. Not sexy at all. In fact, they're kind of creepy. Please refrain from doing them, especially over my steak dinner.

Kisses,
Keri

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Regardless of any externalities, my life remains sublimely ridiculous, and I very much enjoy being me. So enough moping; back to work. Today I'll finish writing a post-apocalyptic mutant massacre script which will be filmed in underground catacombs beneath my home town, and then I start back in on the novel. After that's done, I'll be writing a proposal to film in an abandoned missile silo in the great northern wastes. If I can't find a goddamn job, I guess I'll just make one for myself.

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