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Friday Dec 19, 2003

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So I went to the doctor yesterday for chronic foot pain, and it seems I've been walking around on a fractured bone for a month and a half... which either means I have an incredibly high tolerance for pain, or I'm incredibly stupid.

Anyway, now I have a lovely walking splint and a prescription for painkillers. Woo!

ooo aaa
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velocity:
Only if you have a fetish for freakishly long toes. Since the initial injury happened at the end of October, most of the gruesome bruising and swelling has healed already. I do, however, have some dandy scarring on the other foot from third degree burns I got about 8 years ago, if you've got some sort of scar fetish.

I don't have a digital camera though. Poo. frown

I've been trying to convince my doctor that she ought to cut my feet off and replace them with robotic rollerskates. That would be kickass.
robot biggrin robot

[Edited on Dec 19, 2003 6:17AM]
Dec 18, 2003
velocity:
This edit function is going to be the death of me. I'm constantly editing myself for grammar and flow. I'm such a colossal dorkwad.
Dec 18, 2003

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