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In case you were wondering, here is my stance on pandas: I just can't get behind any animal that is facing extinction because it gets too sad to fuck. Much like when Def Leppard's drummer lost an arm, I think that's the universe telling you it's time to give up the game. I know it's a harsh stance to take, but if the pandas can't get behind their own continuing existence, how can they expect me to?

Plus, they just look really smug all the time, and I find myself wanting to punch them.