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Friday Jul 31, 2009

Jul 31, 2009
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A little slice of the awesome that is me in a job interview yesterday:

As the interview was winding to a close, they asked the inevitable question, "So, where do you see yourself in five years?"

My answer: "Well, I'll be spending the next three years at PSU, finishing a degree in microbiology and bioengineering while also learning Japanese on the side. Then I figure I'll apply to Keio University in Tokyo for graduate studies in bio-robotics and nanotechnology."

One actual full ticking minute of stunned silence.

Interviewer One: "Wow. That is so cool."
Interviewer Two: "Totally. And you want to work for us?"
serpentworship:
Shit. So that's what an interviewee *should* say? Man, I could learn a lot from you. No wonder I feel behind the ball in my career advancement. Whenever I've gotten the "5-year" question, I just try my best to be upfront and say "Oh, you know, just sucking and swallowing that corporate cock like everyone else I know."

And curiously enough, at one job, the responses to that lil' zinger were, in fact:

Interviewer One: "Wow. That is so cool."
Interviewer Two: "Totally. And you want to work for us?"
Jul 31, 2009
serpentworship:
Oh, must be so very nice! I mean, to not really have to work, for me, would be... well, if only, m'lady, if only.

Anyway, so tell me how things in general have been. You never did comment on your level of happiness, which I would assume is fairly up there and relatively stable. Though this economy, I know and feel, is taking it's toll on nearly everybody. Though I still feel we walked away very lucky from eight traumatic years with that goofball shithead GW.
Aug 2, 2009

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