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Friday May 01, 2009

May 1, 2009
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There's just not much to say when I'm unemployed. Here are a few perhaps slightly interesting highlights anyway:

-I may have sprained my thumb playing about ten hours of Xbox today.

-Portland is a fantastic town with awesome restaurants and a great fanaticism for the whole local/organic/sustainable ethos, but I can't find a grocery store or co-op that can even hold a candle to the Wedge. I have quite seriously been to every market in the metro area, and I am disappointed in every one. Sad.

-I have met a whole bunch of really cool people here, and I am consequently not going crazy without a job. It's good to be in a city where I can go drinking with MisterSatan on a Friday night and then threaten to stuff him in the back of a Mini Cooper with Mr. Smith if they don't stop doing sake shots.

-I really want a puppy. Portland seems like a puppy kind of town. I want to wait until I have a yard, though.

-I enjoyed the sunshine a little too much yesterday and got a sunburn in my cleavage. It's quite attractive.

Okay, that was a restful little diversion. Back to killing things on the Xbox.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
freakpirate:
Just really little things. Instead of sticking coal up Cameron's ass to make a diamond it's stuck in his fist. But it's just dubbed so badly that it makes me cringe.

ARRR!!!
May 2, 2009
saltlord:
What kind of store are you looking for? Have you tried Pasta Works or The City Market? I'm sure you've done the whole New Seasons and Whole Foods thing.
Before I moved into teaching I was a restaurant manager in town. If you need some ideas, let me know.
May 4, 2009

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