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Friday Feb 09, 2007

Feb 9, 2007
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"I'm going on vacation next month. Since you insist, I promise not to bring you back anything that uses its testicles to fly. That doesn't mean I won't bring back a ton of them for your husband, though. There may even be action figures."

Truer words were never spoken. I'm going to find action figures with kung-fu flying testicles. I bet you wish you were going on vacation with me.
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freakpirate:
Ooh! If I'm lucky I'll have it for my first day back to work. I can play sweet new music for the entire warehouse.

Feb 13, 2007
flux:
I'd say that's pretty romantic.
Feb 15, 2007

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