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Tuesday Dec 12, 2006

Dec 12, 2006
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Today one of our more volatile students threatened a teacher, and earned himself a permanent expulsion. Apparently, he was unhappy that he wasn't allowed to use a calculator to do basic arithmetic, which escalated to him yelling at the math/science teacher, "I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuck you in the ass until you bleed!"

Mr. Math/Science, in true smartass form, batted his eyelashes and said, "Do you really mean it? I...I get so lonely sometimes." Perhaps it was the stupidest thing he's ever done, or perhaps he had already seen the cops coming in at full tackle.

Moral of the story: If you have to teach in the ghetto and be a smartass, it's good to be half a block from the police station.
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Your colleague sounds like a charmer. Did he get any flack for egging the kid on?

Also, the contrast between the last entry and this is very sad.
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