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Monday Aug 07, 2006

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I bought a used copy of Jennifer Government for one of my students today, and inside I found two free tickets to a theater production of Puppetry of the Penis! Wow! I was super thrilled and horrified at the same time, until I realized that the tickets were dated for March of 2005. Then I was both relieved and disappointed.
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To risk a clich, the heat made people crazy.
Aug 9, 2006
felicia_____:
With the copy machines flying out of 2nd story windows and the microwave popcorn scourge, it sounds like your workplace is a hazard!
Aug 9, 2006

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