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Saturday Jul 29, 2006

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I love my job. Even on a day when nothing can go right, things go wrong in such a hilarious manner.

Our secretary is in a wheelchair, and yesterday she had to have her inevitable conversation with the new boss. "I have a degenerative muscle disease," she said, "Which sometimes causes involuntary spasming." Of course, as she was finishing this sentence, she involuntarily kicked him square in the nuts.
freakpirate:
That is beautiful.

Jul 29, 2006
freakpirate:
I would trade you days and weather in a heartbeat. It rained all day. I am damp, freezing and so very hungry.

Jul 30, 2006

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