Today one of my students smelled like fish. It wasn't even that she smelled like she'd had fish for lunch or something; no, she smelled like she'd been carrying a raw dead fish around in her pocket for a week. I couldn't handle being in my tiny classroom with her. So I found myself in the office, asking our resident social worker how I could possibly broach a subject like that with a student. I mean, we all have to share this small, stuffy room in the hot summer. I don't think I can face it.
One of my other students overheard, and offered this suggestion:
"You just gotta tell her, 'Girl, you got a serious stank on you, and you gotta wash it off.' Want me to? I'll go tell her right now."
Then our English teacher added: "Yeah, and if that doesn't make her shower, we could take her to the car wash across the street."
Take it from me, oh internet porn friends, teenagers smell really bad. Avoid them at all cost.
One of my other students overheard, and offered this suggestion:
"You just gotta tell her, 'Girl, you got a serious stank on you, and you gotta wash it off.' Want me to? I'll go tell her right now."
Then our English teacher added: "Yeah, and if that doesn't make her shower, we could take her to the car wash across the street."
Take it from me, oh internet porn friends, teenagers smell really bad. Avoid them at all cost.
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Unless they smell like fish, then they should wash everything a few times.