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Friday Apr 28, 2006

Apr 27, 2006
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OMG, I had the gayest tow truck driver last night! He was like fancy gay. And a tow truck driver. Weird, I know. He had the cleanest tow truck I've ever been in, and his uniform was all neat and pressed. We got to the repair shop, and one of my students worked there. She gave me free taquitos. All things considered, it was the most pleasant flat tire experience I've ever had.

Also, last night I dreamed that I found a bunny in the woods. I took it home and fed it coffee beans and vitamins, and it turned into a chocolate chip waffle sandwich that I carried on a plate down the aisle at my wedding instead of a bouquet. Interpret that.

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