Guess who got to sit next to the fattest person on the plane!
Her: "Hey, you're snoring."
Me: "Well, you're sitting on me. See what you can do to rectify that and I'll see what I can do about the snoring."
Her: "Hey, you're snoring."
Me: "Well, you're sitting on me. See what you can do to rectify that and I'll see what I can do about the snoring."
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moongirl:
remind me next time i see you, i've got a story that this entry reminded me of
unravled:
You know you just gave him free reign to pick his nose in public.