Last night I had a dream that I worked on a rodeo spaceship, making new umbrellas for the midget hookers. I'm going to take that as a good omen for my impending job search.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
More Blogs
-
0
Monday Feb 22, 2010
This might just be the most beautiful song I've ever heard: -
0
Friday Feb 19, 2010
Dear strippers, Here's a tip from me to you: push-ups are not sexy… -
3
Sunday Jan 24, 2010
This morning, at about 3 am, I realized the stark difference between … -
0
Saturday Jan 23, 2010
Every time I watch Dexter, it makes me want to eat ham steak. I don'… -
3
Wednesday Jan 20, 2010
Read More -
0
Saturday Jan 16, 2010
Read More -
1
Monday Jan 04, 2010
Old man bites tenderly, indeed. I love Silent Library. -
1
Wednesday Dec 30, 2009
I have a six-and-a-half pound, 28-day dry aged, bone-in prime rib roa… -
4
Saturday Dec 26, 2009
Every time I'm sick and my husband is nice enough to go get me food, … -
3
Friday Dec 18, 2009
Today I was going to go downtown to have lunch with my husband. I st…
monday and wednesday are free from weekly-ish events
HOT DOG SUSHI!! AHHH!!!!! Where on earth do they make hot dog sushi?