Sittin here drink come coffee (well, mostly coffee liquer but still...) waiting for my best to get over here. I love him so much, you don't understand. No one else ever seems to get me except for him.
Anyway, we are going to Denny's at 2 a.m. with a big group of people to see "The Cackler." The Cackler is this man who goes to Denny's every Saturday night (or Sunday morning, whatever) around two and he apparently cackles. So John and some of his friends like to go and laugh with him. haha. So we're gonna go cackle. Plus I am going to drink a lot of coffe because after that John is staying over at my house and we are watching some TV show (dead like me?? i never heard of it but john assures me that i will enjoy it) and hopefully drinking tequila. We are going to do it Hollywood style with the salt and limes. We are dumb like that.
I have been in soooo much pain this week due to my back that this whole plan originated because I basically wanted to get drunk so that I wouldn't feel the intense pain. I went to the doctor and they said I may have a kidney problem or something. I dunno.
This week has been very much in the style of Karen Walker: lots and lots of pills, alcohol, sarcasm, and bitchiness.
*shrugs*
I blame it on my back.
I'm not even close to Karen Walker actually. Thank goodness.
I saw Brokeback Mountain today with
Bunneh and her brother. It was pretty good but kind of slow.
After the movie this dude walked by me and grabbed my ass as he passed and said "SORRY!"
For some reason sorry only counts if you did it by accident in my mind.
There is no way that was an accident.
I was going to kill him but he went by so fast I didn't get a look at him. Dang.
For some reason I am realllllllllllllllly tired which is weird because I, for the most part, never get tired.
That is why I had to drink some coffee. It makes my stomach hurt though which sucks because i really like coffee.
Anyway, what has everyone else been up to? If nothing interesting has been happening in your life, just make something up to amuse me. It can be really outrageous if you want.
I'm leaving for Hawaii in 3 days...does that count as something???
And that guy who grabbed your ass? I can make a phone call and make the problem go away. Heh.
. . . . . . . Hmm, something interesting. Well, on Friday, while workin' my day job, I was dropping off some prescription drugs (we do this twice a day for Med Towers South) at this project complex, and the lady who answered the door weighed a good 450 pounds. She was bald, but not old, smoking a hand-rolled cig (not pot) and had a 40oz of Cobra ("When you've only got change") and was wheelchair bound. But the thing that caught my interest, besides her and the fact that her APT looked like Guatemala after an earthquake, was this child of no older than five. The top half of his face looked normal, but from his eyes on down everything was six times too large. It is hard to describe without seeing him, but imagine a child's face as an apple. Okay, this kid was an apple from the eyes on up, but had a watermelon attached. His mouth was permanently pried open, he was drooling nonstop, and moaning out words i could not decipher. His mother (I assume it was his mother) kept yelling for this poor kid to "SHUT DA FUCK UP!!!!"
It was really sad. I see a lot of this kind of debasement of humanity when delivering medication to people. There are some very scary situations out there that make all my problems so unimportant and trivial.
Anyways.