Yeah, so I finally ordered myself an ipod. Now I can be one of them cool kids! wowoy.
Anyway, so I have been obsessively checking the tracking information on it. Damn, my ipod gets around. Right now my ipod is in Alaska. I'm kind of worried that a polar bear may it eat, but at least I can tell people that my ipod has been to alaska. I want my ipod to be well-traveled and well-cultured and to have opportunities I have not been lucky rnough to have. Then I can live vicariously through my ipod. My ipod originated in Shanghai. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, ipods are made in China. I hope no little chinese children had to make my ipod for a penny an hour.
ANYWAY, I think they should take my ipod to Africa and maybe Ireland. It needs to get out and see the world before settling down.
I don't know why I think online tracking is so neat. I guess I am easily amused. But it makes me want to ship myself somewhere and give the tracking number to my friends. You wanna know where I am?? Go to the FedEx website and check, bitch.
Actually if I wanted to travel maybe instead of doing so by car or plane or train or bus...I could ship myself somewhere. I might die, but that is only a technicality. What if it worked?? How awesome would it be to be like "Yeah I shipped myself to Paris last summer."
Ok I am being ridiculous and rambling, as per usual so I am going to go be a good little student and do my homework!!
Anyway, so I have been obsessively checking the tracking information on it. Damn, my ipod gets around. Right now my ipod is in Alaska. I'm kind of worried that a polar bear may it eat, but at least I can tell people that my ipod has been to alaska. I want my ipod to be well-traveled and well-cultured and to have opportunities I have not been lucky rnough to have. Then I can live vicariously through my ipod. My ipod originated in Shanghai. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, ipods are made in China. I hope no little chinese children had to make my ipod for a penny an hour.
ANYWAY, I think they should take my ipod to Africa and maybe Ireland. It needs to get out and see the world before settling down.
I don't know why I think online tracking is so neat. I guess I am easily amused. But it makes me want to ship myself somewhere and give the tracking number to my friends. You wanna know where I am?? Go to the FedEx website and check, bitch.
Actually if I wanted to travel maybe instead of doing so by car or plane or train or bus...I could ship myself somewhere. I might die, but that is only a technicality. What if it worked?? How awesome would it be to be like "Yeah I shipped myself to Paris last summer."
Ok I am being ridiculous and rambling, as per usual so I am going to go be a good little student and do my homework!!
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in other news, pod people taking over the world. back to you, tom.