Drunken Mouse Style! 
Ok boys and girls, listen. If you're going to have sex, don't get drunk...though it may be fun as hell, you might not remember some of the things you did that night. This is bad for 2 reasons...
1. If you did something SUPER amazing, you'll never know how or why you did it.
2. If you did something REALLY stupid... you'll never know how or why you did it.
So, remember...Drunk + Sex = Mystery Night
Friends don't let Friends do Friends drunk.
...Public Service Announcment from Velcro Mouse
Ok boys and girls, listen. If you're going to have sex, don't get drunk...though it may be fun as hell, you might not remember some of the things you did that night. This is bad for 2 reasons...
1. If you did something SUPER amazing, you'll never know how or why you did it.
2. If you did something REALLY stupid... you'll never know how or why you did it.
So, remember...Drunk + Sex = Mystery Night
Friends don't let Friends do Friends drunk.
...Public Service Announcment from Velcro Mouse
So we must be neighbors! I live two blocks from the ESB!
--l*P