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Friday May 20, 2005

May 20, 2005
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No I'm NOT, READY, to die just YET!

See, I have a problem. I have these clapping hands, but I need to turn them into angry balled fists. How can I DO that?

I think the saying of "'something' my ass," has become far underused.

"'No white belts' my ass!"
"Killer whales are friendly my ass!"

Okay, I'm not quite sure how to utilize this expression, it's kind of weird, but I like it when it comes off well!
liquidflorian:
Its a culebra. In old havana the cigar rollers were allowed one cigar per day, so one enterprising roller decided to put three cigars together and twist them into one. Thus we have the culebra, or snake.... biggrin

have you tried getting pumped up?

ARRR!!!
May 20, 2005

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