velcrolewis

I hellof love to suck dick. That statement was in no way sardonic.

I LOVE IT! I mean, some guys have gross dicks, so I don't want to put those things in my mouth. It's like how you go to one hot dog stand and love those, but the other one four blocks away actually looks unsanitary, so you don't eat there. They're all unsanitary, but the good ones can at least hide it.

I got high and went to In-N-Out Burger with Regina and some other kids yesterday. We discussed the awesomeness and smart economics of them having this whole secret menu. Animal style fries? Root beer floats? Veggie burgers? All orderable, all not on the menu.

I love the Vietnamese vegetarian restaurant in downtown San Jose. When I eat a "chicken" sandwich from there, it makes me feel like I'm high, it's so good. Like, fuckin A, man alive so good.