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I'm moving to Monterey on Monday. Isn't that just the dickens?

I wish I could be truly bonerific. Then all of my worries would go away.

Faggotry.

So today, I finally made a folder and put some pictures into it, for your fucking utter enjoyment. I don't think that I'll ever understand how my hair does what it does. It just seems so unnatural! I just wash it and let it air dry, it's not like I try to make it look like that.

CRAZY hair!

I need to go to the...
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At 2 am on Friday night/Saturday morning, I was standing in Jake's kitchen, with Jake, pondering whether or not to go to bed, probably just to read and not fuck, since he's sick. Ryan, Jake's best friend, was in the doorway smoking a cigarette when he said, "Yo, wouldn't it be sick right now if we went to Tijuana?"

Jake responded, "I'm down if you...
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I'm HELLA mad! Just mad at the world right now, for whatever reason. I was feeling good earlier today, then I took a nap, my fellow woke me up with a phone call, and then somehow I turned into being irritated. I may need more sleep.

I woke up this morning HELLA energetic at 6:45, and I'd gone to bed at 12, way earlier than...
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I get really happy when I avoid eating ice cream. For the second that I lick it off of the spoon, it tastes hella good.

But the minute after I'm done, I start to get that terrrrible after taste, and then it makes me sick to my stomach. Sometimes there's brain freeze, which is no biggie, though. I also feel guilty after I eat it:...
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No I'm NOT, READY, to die just YET!

See, I have a problem. I have these clapping hands, but I need to turn them into angry balled fists. How can I DO that?

I think the saying of "'something' my ass," has become far underused.

"'No white belts' my ass!"
"Killer whales are friendly my ass!"

Okay, I'm not quite sure how to utilize this...
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Now I'm an American and British Literature Major; I decided upon this when I entered school, as I have a strong desire to be a writer of some sort.
But upon going through school and growing up, I want to go back to what I'd originally set upon as a senior in high school: MARINE BIOLOGY.

I decided upon marine biology because it would make...
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I hellof love to suck dick. That statement was in no way sardonic.

I LOVE IT! I mean, some guys have gross dicks, so I don't want to put those things in my mouth. It's like how you go to one hot dog stand and love those, but the other one four blocks away actually looks unsanitary, so you don't eat there. They're all unsanitary,...
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