AEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Today was the last day of my work to complete my Masters degree!
Send me congrats, send me praise, but I'm out to GO GET DRUNK!
GO ME!
Hell yeah! After years of being actively non-christian, I can finally say that Jesus is a friend of mine!
Today was the last day of my work to complete my Masters degree!
Send me congrats, send me praise, but I'm out to GO GET DRUNK!
GO ME!

Hell yeah! After years of being actively non-christian, I can finally say that Jesus is a friend of mine!
The cool thing about the bastardization of the name Jesus, as given to that uber-prophet (if such a title can be given without offending) is that it's pronounced incorrectly. Or at least inconsistantly in comparison to the Hispanic Jesus. Jesus (with emphasis on the GEE) is much harder to come across that Jesus (with emphasis on the HEY). I know a few HEY-suses. No actual GEE-suses, other than the above-mentioned Jesus, which could, in fact, be pronounced HEY-sus. I really have no idea.
I *DO* know that I once sold Jesus a pager. I don't know what he needed it for though.