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So I've been having a problem with my eye. It twitches so much, it's up and down more than a prostitutes knickers. So I went to the doctor, he sent me to the optician. Perfect vision. Eye drops. Possible allergy. Nothing. Return to a doctor. More eye drops. Nothing. Go to the doctor after a few more weeks. Calls the eye specialist. Unless I have some neurological condition it's probably to do with the muscle. Solution. Botox. Hmm, we'll see. I think I can live with it. I could possibly use it to my advantage and write amazing songs a la Thom Yorke.


Failing that I'm gonna become a pirate. The fact I live in the city furthest from the sea in England is irrelevant. I'm sure such illustrious figures like Blue Beard and Black Beard didn't let trivialities stop them from carving a career out of it.

If I take this route what can my name be?