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Friday May 12, 2006

May 12, 2006
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A Day In The Life Of A Dinosaur
Me: I, dear friends, am known largely by another name...Tyrannasaurus Rex (and for those who dig the brevity, T-Rex)...however, my friends call me Hubert. It was on that sparkling morning, 14 million years ago, that I emerged from the egg and spake my first words..."EEEEAT!"

Me: Yes, mother and father knew that I was theirs on that day.

Me: From that point on, it's been a wonderful life! Eating, gnawing, hunting...me and some colleagues beat up on a gigantic Ape one day romping through the island, actually...here are some photos!


(Me in the distance)


[i}(Me about to beat the snottiness out of him)

Me: He was something of a brute!

Me: Why look! It's another friend of mine...hello there!

Me Grimlock beat up on Decepticons!

Me: Oh now now, Grimlock. There are no decepti...what did you call them?

Me Grimlock beat up on YOU!

Me: What? Ow! Ow! Stop that, you foolish--Ooooow!
[ / transcript ends]
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Grimlock is a moody bastard.
May 13, 2006
tribalmisfit:
::: i think so!?:::
kiss
May 13, 2006

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