My flat's stupidity siren is blaring.
CODE BLUE CODE BLUE.
I was mucking around with my cat in the bathroom and I knocked my bike. My flat is small so it hangs from the ceiling. The front wheel dislodged from the hook and clocked me in the head. I am not talking about the tire either. There are combinations are are made for each other. Ham and cheese. Bacon and eggs but spokes and eyebrows are so, so wrong for each other. They belong in the chalk and cheese category and the pain that I don't require for any reason other than to swear and sound like a crazy man to my neighbours.
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19 August.
So on occassion I suffer from Irratiable bowel sydrome. While being tattooed, I had one of these occassions so instead of getting the complete jacket and boots I ended up just the dark. Not happy. I just want to be able to show off and look like I am getting somwhere. Then again it still was an hour and 45 minutes worth.
I also have a touch of the geeks at the moment. Bored at work and hence left.
CODE BLUE CODE BLUE.
I was mucking around with my cat in the bathroom and I knocked my bike. My flat is small so it hangs from the ceiling. The front wheel dislodged from the hook and clocked me in the head. I am not talking about the tire either. There are combinations are are made for each other. Ham and cheese. Bacon and eggs but spokes and eyebrows are so, so wrong for each other. They belong in the chalk and cheese category and the pain that I don't require for any reason other than to swear and sound like a crazy man to my neighbours.
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19 August.
So on occassion I suffer from Irratiable bowel sydrome. While being tattooed, I had one of these occassions so instead of getting the complete jacket and boots I ended up just the dark. Not happy. I just want to be able to show off and look like I am getting somwhere. Then again it still was an hour and 45 minutes worth.
I also have a touch of the geeks at the moment. Bored at work and hence left.
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thesinner:
Fuck, I repeat, that is one helluva piece. That's gotta hurt is some of the areas huh. I know some of mine are in the worst fucking spots....Have a good weekend..
blindside:
try not to fart on the tattoo artist next time, eh?