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So today, didn't begin via standard operating procedures. At 5.36am I was woken up by a slight niggle in my calf. Seconds later pain came for a visit in the form of a cramp. Didn't drink enough water after soccer last night. Parker wasn't impressed. She was wondering why I had woken her up and wasn't laying still. She will get me back when she expects to be fed.
The train of life didn't get back on track there. While riding my push bike to work I hit a seagull. It didn't move. I didn't slow down. Still no movement, then wings flap, I swerve enough that I would't be pulling feathers out of the chain. The bloody thing flew into my leg.