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Friday Jul 22, 2005

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I hate it when you stand up to answer the phone and as you answer the phone your body starts telling you that you must urgently evacuate your bowels, but the person on the phone has something important to tell you so you can't just say "hold on, I've gotta shit, call me back."
hot_rod:
that is why i shit and talk on the phone. especially if it's a telemarketer.
Jul 22, 2005
alaspooryorick:
I would probably hate that, too. But it just doesn't occur frequently enough to make my shit list. (yeah, pun intended. bwaa haa haa! whatever )

edited because it interprets the whatever emoticon followed immediately by a close paren as just :whatever followed by a smiley.

[Edited on Jul 22, 2005 5:32PM]
Jul 22, 2005

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