vanuslux

Myself: Anyway, I'm pretty torn right now between the fact that my heart is waaay into this girl while my mind is like "Don't be an idiot...what would she want with an old, ugly creep like you when she could have just about any guy she wanted?"
A Female Friend: yeah, get your heart outta there until it has a reason to be
A Female Friend: you can keep your dick and head in it
Myself: I really wish that didn't sound like the best advice I could get in this situation.