29th Birthday Weekend, Hour 26
Man, I am fucking ripped. On top of the five pints of PBR I drank at Elmyr tonight, the waitress kept giving me these free shots that tasted like chocolate cake if you sucked a sugar covered lemon after downing them. They were like 4oz. shots too. It took three swallows to get them down instead of just one like a normal shot. So I'm pretty fucking inebriated. So I'm gonna crash now.
Man, I am fucking ripped. On top of the five pints of PBR I drank at Elmyr tonight, the waitress kept giving me these free shots that tasted like chocolate cake if you sucked a sugar covered lemon after downing them. They were like 4oz. shots too. It took three swallows to get them down instead of just one like a normal shot. So I'm pretty fucking inebriated. So I'm gonna crash now.
