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Blog Homework: If i had a warning label, what would it say?

Aug 24, 2016
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Another blog homework. And I will try to make it small and simple. Thanks you @missy @rambo and @lyxzen , the dearests <3

Well I am pretty sure my warning label would be something on the lines:

1 - She is just fucking crazy. I mean it.

(Yes besides doing harley quinn I also did a Joker :))

2- She might look incredible weird with all the weird hair, tattoos from hell, the need to watch and read terror/horror but in fact she a doll that just likes to eat and cuddle

Why is that a warning? Most guys think I am into BDSM, heavy shit, cutting of dicks, that I don't date I sacrifice guys in Satan's altar and eat their whole.

The truth is this here, me and boy on snapchat:

I am silly as fuck. Give me laughs, give me potatoes and give me something to watch I am your kitten.

3 - Even if she looks super extroverted she is in fact thinking about potatoes. And a bed.

That's it. That's the warnings. Can't think in anything more beside: you must do oral or else she will fuck you up. Don't be a dickhead.

Also just a heads up, I did a Patreon!!!!!!!!!!!! yey!

Click here, I don't know a damn thing about this site but will do eventually. And yes big big big surprises there tehee!

Also thank you for so so so much love on my sets and my blogs. I just realised how many people truly follow me, send me messages, comments on everything, likes everything. And it's a LOT of people and love. It's kinda scary.

Gorgeous pic of me and @pisces , she became a Suicide Girl this month and I am so fucking happy for her <3

VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
darklordsatan16:
@vanp well, I suppose when their time comes... Might as well😈, and then add the potatoes!
Aug 28, 2016
logixx:
My sexy potato Queen - i'm referring to you being sexy rather than the potato...
Sep 4, 2016

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