HOLA! Welcome to my first of (maybe) many blogs. Hopefully I can rant about enough shit to bore even the quickest of readers. Some may be about work or celebrities, while others may be mostly talking shit about you. All in All this will be my soap box and I'll have to come up with many subjects to scream about to make myself sound smart, witty and opinionated.
Alright, In all seriousness I'm just going to post pictures of me and my lil pug Monroe. And YES, I am straight and NO, I do NOT have a Paris(ite) Hilton complex! I'm just a man that enjoys Star Trek:TNG, the possibility Unicorns are alive and well in captivity, and giving homeless people Flintsones vitamins in exchange for a sperm sample in hopes to come up with an answer to a 4 year experiment. More on that when I have more conclusive facts to share in an upcoming Blog!
SOOOO, Today I took the kids out to see Smokin' Aces and had a marvelous time! It was a damn fine piece of cinema I must say. What the kids call a 'Cinematic Adventure'. A GREAT cast of characters. As many actors there were in this film (so MANY favorites) you cant go wrong with Jeremy Piven, Ryan Renolds, and Jason Bateman to name a few. Hollywood could make a movie where all they do is rape my girlfriend and I would still buy the collectors edition DVD just for the play by play commentary. Oooh, I wonder if they'll mention me?! xxx
Alright, In all seriousness I'm just going to post pictures of me and my lil pug Monroe. And YES, I am straight and NO, I do NOT have a Paris(ite) Hilton complex! I'm just a man that enjoys Star Trek:TNG, the possibility Unicorns are alive and well in captivity, and giving homeless people Flintsones vitamins in exchange for a sperm sample in hopes to come up with an answer to a 4 year experiment. More on that when I have more conclusive facts to share in an upcoming Blog!
SOOOO, Today I took the kids out to see Smokin' Aces and had a marvelous time! It was a damn fine piece of cinema I must say. What the kids call a 'Cinematic Adventure'. A GREAT cast of characters. As many actors there were in this film (so MANY favorites) you cant go wrong with Jeremy Piven, Ryan Renolds, and Jason Bateman to name a few. Hollywood could make a movie where all they do is rape my girlfriend and I would still buy the collectors edition DVD just for the play by play commentary. Oooh, I wonder if they'll mention me?! xxx
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p.s. In case you forget again, Its Shamus (Sh'məs). haha
I heard you are "cumming to terms" with your woman sleeping in my bed. BWAHAHAHA