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Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

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Has anyone seen any lost jobs in the mental health field, CAUSE I CANT F'ING FIND ONE mad

I'm writing cause chiquita yelled at me, christ, I'm writin', I'm writin'...............

JOKE TIME

So the 7 Dwarfs make a trip to the vatican (word pursposely not capitalized) to meet the pope. The pope appears in all his pointy hatted glory & greets the Dwarfs, & proceeds to offer to answer any questions they may have. Dopey speaks up & says, "Are there any nun Dwarfs in the Vatican?" The pope replies no. Dopey then asks, "Well, are there any nun Dwarfs in Italy?". The pope replies no. Dopey continues, "okay,are there any nun Dwarfs in all of Europe?". pope says nope. Dopey, frustrated, says, "well jesus H, are there any nun Dwarfs in all the world?". Pope shakes his head. Just then, another of the Dwarfs steps forward, points his finger, & yells "DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN! DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN!"

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VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
babyblue:
Yes, it elicited a mild chuckle...biggrin
Aug 14, 2003
clara:
Hello, Lee. My brain is tired, so just "Hello, Lee."
Sep 2, 2003

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