eh who am I kidding? I'm about as dangerous as a cardboard box. I'd probably try to beat someone up with a wiffle bat. Imagine that it'd go a little something like this...

*WHACK!*

"Ow! Quit!"

*WHACK!*

"I said quit it!"

*WHACK!*

"Now you're just being silly!"

I got Pirates! I'm watching it now!

what a pretty cast.... if I had any libido I'd've probably spanked it by now!

mmmmmmmmmmmm



and for good measure....

later my lovelies!