I did 2 internet personality tests today because I was bored and all I have to say is that they are really really acurate:
the Idiot Savant
(38% dark, 69% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are... Read More
your humor style:
the Provacateur
(61% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
Lenny Fucking Bruce baby!!!
Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
I decided to elaborate on the wonderful time I had at Outlaws.
I met the most amazing girl in Calgary ever last weekend. I was busting out some badass dance moves at the newly fixed up Outlaws club. On a side note, its an alright place even though the people there usually suck. This hot little brunet girl walks up to me and asks me... Read More
The was business is going I'm going to have to wait to buy it. that and my girlfriend get jellous of the female voice on my computers' BIOS; so I might just skip it...
Goin on vacation again. Only for a week this time. Gonna be ALOT of partying. 100 beer for 7 days should be enough. Thats almost 15 a day...which DECENT I guess. I havn't waterskied in about 2 years because of baseball always getting in the way. I think I'm going to hook a bmx bike up to the kneeboard. That would so top the Jet... Read More
yeah, I got things working here for now. I tryed to track the package on USPS's site, but it's retarded. It dosnt' look like I can redirect it, but the hold you put on your mail should intercept it....
Today was the West Edmonton Mall Grand Prix. It was very exciting.
We got there at around 11am and stayed to about 3. Here is a map of the track. I labled where we stayed. The red circle is an area named "The Corner of Eternal Peril and Utter Damnation", concieved by yours truly. This title was chosen because 3 or 4 cars got mangled... Read More
Today I went and worked out at Clubfit for free (I am way to lazy to actually get a membership), treated myself and a buddy of mine to some free Booster Juice shakes afterwards, drove to Blockbuster and rented 5 games for free, and then walked next door to Pizza Hut and picked up a free pizza.
that boy in the green shirt looks like someone i know *lol*