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Monday Jul 18, 2005

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Today was the West Edmonton Mall Grand Prix. It was very exciting.

We got there at around 11am and stayed to about 3. Here is a map of the track. I labled where we stayed. The red circle is an area named "The Corner of Eternal Peril and Utter Damnation", concieved by yours truly. This title was chosen because 3 or 4 cars got mangled due to cement walls being in the way. Yay for CARNAGE!



There were so many sick mullets there too. Some of these people have not been outside in months. You know the type of person: Sweat pants, a white nascar shirt featuring a logo that fills the entire front, a greasy greasy mullet and sunglasses with the little rope attached to them in case they fall of their faces. Those people are awesome.

I got a pretty ugly farmers burn too. In fact, some people may say it is beyond the farmers stage. Luckly I have this haggard tanning oil from Thailand that will even my body out.

Peace out Doggy Doggg, ARRR!!!
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soleils:
No, I shoot fish in a barrel
Jul 27, 2005
soleils:
No, I shoot fish in a barrel
Jul 27, 2005

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