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I had the weirdest dream last night. It started in this sub in the middle of the Atlantic. The captain of the sub was this one boss I have. His name is Mark and he always has crew cuts even though he isn't in the military. So me, and a bunch of my friends are in this sub, and we start putting on combat gear.

Now this is the real deal. The sub surfaces and we all get out and I figure out we are in the middle of Germany during WWII.

So we all start slowly crawling up this ridge. I'm not sure why, but for some reason people have these mats to crawl on. I guess it seemed like a good idea when I was dreaming but now that I am awake I realize that they are just stupid. Anyways, so we are crawling and then this message crackles over the radio saying to spread out and eliminate the Germans.

So I get up and I run over by this alcove of trees and wait for the enemy to come around the corner. OBVIOUSLY I have a Thompson.

Eventually Nazis start comming around the corner. Right as I'm about to shoot them (I somehow have perfect aim by the way) I realize they are all children. But every single one of them is wearing one of these. Which is really weird because anyone who knows anything about the German Military knows that's an Officer's coat. Complete with no pockets. Thats because these guys were so important that they did not need pockets, they had other guys standing around him who can hold things. But anyways, all of the CHILDREN were wearing these.

I hesitated for like 1/8th of a second but when I recovered I realized that Children Nazis are still Nazis and nothing is worse than crazy children. So I shot them anyways.

By the end of the dream I had murdered over 200 children. Which is strange because I'm not a violent person at all. But I did get a bunch of cool looking badges for my murders. YAY!

UPDATE: This weeks Penny-Arcade is GOLD!