van_dal

So today I'm workin on my laptop in the living room and there's some program that my girlfriend left on about presenting a proper coctail party or something... (she's currently walking to the butchers to buy some yummy dead animal flesh... woot! top of the food chain) Anyways...I wasn't paying attention but I could swear that I heard "breadsticks" and "g spot" in the same sentence.

I'm going to Second City tonight to watch comedy. Yay. I hope they make fun of (insert) "my girlfriend" - she just got back and told me to write that. I've just been informed she bought bacon... there's like 2 lbs already in the fridge.

How bad do you think it is to have my laptop resting on my lap over my genitals? "They" say cellular phones give you brain cancer... well my laptop battery burns at like 400 degrees... interesting...

I was going to tell you something I learned about slaughtering chickens last night... I've decided against it...