vampsinthe78

Just got back from a 'scrote raid' on my mountain bike through the woods....

The bandidos were indeed lurking in the place they usually do. They did NOT however count on Vampsinthe pushing nearly 45mph.. Not to sound too wussy, but thats pretty fast for me.. I came screaming down the hill with my stadium halogen lights cutting through the woods. One dickhead stepped out with a big stick and swung it towards me. I yelled out some offensive word (can't remember which one, but it was pretty rude!) and kept pedalling.... The stick turns to matchsticks across the front of my bike and my momentum yoinks the scrote off his feet and plants him in the verge... His mates even try and give chase until they realise ith their feeble little minds just how fast i was going... Im going to do this weekly until they get the message...

Nothing new to report... Still looking forward to the night of the Big manchester meet... Tickets are still available (or something)... i think I'll end this drivel with my first piratey thing -----> Yeahrrr.. Yo Ho Ho etc... v78 @_@ xxx