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vampirate

I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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Wednesday Jan 26, 2005

Jan 26, 2005
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My favorite grafitti exchange ever is on the wall of the men's toilet in the Cavern Tavern in Chapel Hill, NC, about 45 degrees to the right of facing directly at the commode (give or take some angle, depending on how far you're standing from the bowl, I suppose). I cannot go there right now to photograph it, and I don't think my crappy digital camera will even take pictures at such low light levels, so I have reconstructed it, in spirit, here, using different colors to help differentiate the different contributors of the various statements:



Perhaps the next time I go to the Cave, I'll try and snap the picture for everyone's maximally verisimillitundinous edifications.

Come to think of it, it may be "ass fucking is very gay."
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
girlrobot:
Dude, I would never hog all the pills and booze for myself. Especially if YOU were there!
Feb 3, 2005
girlrobot:
I keep wanting to respond to your comment but I'm always either too high or drunk to think straight and write something cognative. Usually I wouldn't give a shit, but hey, it's you, and I give a shit about you.

a) you, my friend, surpass my radness even on your least rad days. there needs to be more people like you in the world. less assholes, more awesomeness.

b) I've never gone out with a girl, or fell in love with one, but I can say almost for certain that I would have no problems with it. when I'm looking for a person as a potential s/o, gender doesn't really factor into the equation with me. so if I fall in love with a pre-op transsexual with breast implants, that would be good with me. I would have the best of both worlds in my opinion.

c) I like long comments. keep making them. they make me smile.
Feb 8, 2005

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