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vampirate

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Friday Jan 05, 2007

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I came home yesterday to find my front stoop looking like this:



which is clearly odd in and of itself. It's even more odd when you take into account that, although I live in the pseudo-ghetto in Durham, I live on a little gravel extension road with no other houses on it and certainly no casual foot traffic. Someone that I know did this.

News Flash (with excellent timing):

Ah, well, my sister has just informed me that her friend told her he did it the other morning while tripping. How boring. Oh, well. My previous journal* entry is way better.

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*Journal blog. Bleargh. puke
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kitschy:
The previous entry was/is interesting. I'm really glad to hear things are so much better for you. I know I shouldn't knock it 'til I I try it and all, but snorting morphine?! Wowsers. Having a hot girlfriend is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better!

smile
Jan 12, 2007
thefox:
Yes, I would die. I'm surprised that didn't make it into Dante's Inferno.
Jan 12, 2007

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