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I told the border guard that I consider myself a Citizen of The Universe. He was not impressed.

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Wednesday Aug 09, 2006

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Those who can, do; those who can't, blog (see footnote 1).

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1. Inspiration: all the Jealous Haters(TM) out there. I'm sorry that you are too ugly and uncreative to have your own fun and too bitter about it to enjoy the fun of others (see footnote 1a).
1a. Nah, I'm not really that sorry. You guys suck.
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
flux:
Crooked house, crooked teeth.
Aug 13, 2006
hellblazer:
Hey... Is that my spleen...?

NURSE: Doctor, quick!! We've got a drinker!!

Hahahaha....

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Aug 14, 2006

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